1. Don’t be surprised if he falls head over heels right after he asks you out.
2. Don’t be surprised if he takes you out and expects you to pay for everything.
3. He gets jealous very easily. So just give up all of your friends, ignore your family, and spend every waking hour with him. You will never have time alone let alone be happy.
4. He listens to his friends. They don’t have to know you and you don’t have to know them. Anything they say about you will have him questioning everything about you.
5. He think he can make your boobs grow. So if you’re a C cup and magically go into a Double D cup. Don’t be surprised its his magic. Make sure he touches your boobs every day, because if he doesn’t and they just magically burst through your shirt, don’t beat about the bush you’re just cheating on him.
6. He loves sex. I mean, who doesn’t. So when he’s feeling a little hot down there just give him a touch of you magic even though you don‘t feel like it. If you start feeling a little sick a few weeks later, you’d love how paranoid he gets until he start saying “I know its not mine. Who is it by?”
7. He has identity issues. So if he’s constantly changing the way he talks, the kind of music he listens to, the way he dress, his likes and dislikes…I can go on and on. Just pretend you didn’t notice.
8. Everything he says goes. End of discussion. Just keep your comments and feelings to yourself, because your comments and feelings would interfere with how GOOD the relationship is going.
9. He’s very manipulative and doesn’t take the blame on anything. And he will blame you for everything, even though you weren’t there when it happened. That includes blaming you on his family issues, the problems in the relationship, the reason why he is the way he is, his grades in school, and his loss of “friends”. Just say you’re sorry, I guarantee you he will never let it go.
10. The girl he talks to the most is the one he will end up with right after you break it off with him. So, don’t be surprised if he falls head over heels in love with her, uses her against you, and kisses her right in front of you.
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